Question

How is it that this blog gets over 100 hits / day yet no longer gets any effin comments? I realize 75% of these hits are from random bozos surfing the web from the far removed third world crannies of the earth, but for shit's sake, a little love every now and then from the rest of you dicksneezes wouldn't hurt. I saw an entry earlier today where some girl blogged about how she tried putting her fucking bangs on the other side of her face, and even she had 7 comments.

Even Justices appreciate a little "hey, nice job, fuck your mother" every once in a while. Slut tards.

The email I've been waiting for

I've been sitting around for years waiting for the medical science world to team up with the postal service to provide me with the peace of mind that comes with boner pill confidentiality.

Finally--that day has arrived!

Fun with forwards

You've probably seen these before, but I'll be G.D.'d if they ain't worth another gander.

Plus, this way I don't have to spend precious TV watching time thinking up some witty shit to write.

New Year's Resolution no. 1: No more chicken blood martinis

BEWARE. Apparently salmonella is no longer all fun and games!!! In addition to high fever, muscle cramping, and bloody diarrhea, it also has some negative side effects.