Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Question

How is it that this blog gets over 100 hits / day yet no longer gets any effin comments? I realize 75% of these hits are from random bozos surfing the web from the far removed third world crannies of the earth, but for shit's sake, a little love every now and then from the rest of you dicksneezes wouldn't hurt. I saw an entry earlier today where some girl blogged about how she tried putting her fucking bangs on the other side of her face, and even she had 7 comments.

Even Justices appreciate a little "hey, nice job, fuck your mother" every once in a while. Slut tards.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

quit being a bitch.

one comment down....

Justice Moustache said...

That's the spirit!

Guy Fawkes said...

Hey, nice job, fuck your mother.

And plus, I comment sometimes, at least when you're updating every now and then!

Wes said...

Girls will always have an easier time blogging because they can write about their feelings and shit... and if they are hot guys will still read it.

Joshua said...

I think blawgs have a tough time getting comments because people reading them are generally busy.

LG pulls in about 1500 hits per day and averages (I'd guess) 1 or 2 comments out of those.

Either way, keep blogging, fucker.

Wes said...

People are also more likely to comment if your entry is about them in some way. So make sure to insult as many people as possible.

ImNobody said...

I have this problem, too.

I find that blogging about the idiotic things I do during the course of the day promotes feedback.

Also, bitching about others. It unsettles the reader just enough that they want to weigh in, just to make sure it's not them I'm bitching about.

BLAZER PROPHET said...

As for this "bozo" surfing blogs, I only make comments on blogs that aren't shitty.

So this comment is an exception.

Ever thought of doing something better with your life? Like, being a pedophile. Pick up where Michael Jackson left off.

Juliet said...

Hi, I just found this blog. It's funny! Why no new posts???

Anonymous said...

Ok so the only reason I read this blog was because I searched 'law for dummies' in google - expecting ANSWERS! Not a whole bunch of opinionated shite. Please and thankyou.

Kels said...

HAHA. this is great. I came accross your blog, and was amused by recent posts. Reading this one though, has definitely encouraged me to 'follow' you.
Awesome.

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