Despite the fact that I devour you at 3:30am on a near-weekly basis and am growing tired of waking up next to your empty boxes, I remain in awe of your deliciousness.
Love,
J.M.
PS. If you make me fat I'll fucking shoot you.
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Sir J.M. Esq.
Although I am delicious, I must point out something I have noticed with regards to your late night eating: Sometimes you tell girls that you eat late night with that you don't want fries but then when she gets them sometimes you eat a lot of them. That is all.
Sincerely,
Fattening chilli pup dogs
this is my new favorite law blog. you are hilarious.
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