Friday, October 19, 2007

Dear Krystal Chili Cheese Pups,

Despite the fact that I devour you at 3:30am on a near-weekly basis and am growing tired of waking up next to your empty boxes, I remain in awe of your deliciousness.

Love,

J.M.

PS. If you make me fat I'll fucking shoot you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sir J.M. Esq.

Although I am delicious, I must point out something I have noticed with regards to your late night eating: Sometimes you tell girls that you eat late night with that you don't want fries but then when she gets them sometimes you eat a lot of them. That is all.

Sincerely,
Fattening chilli pup dogs

law school groupie said...

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