Tuesday, October 9, 2007

A Plea to the Shoely Challenged

Is anybody else sick of seeing dudes in flip-flops? I understand wearing them to run out to the store or something--but 80% of the guys I went to college/go to law school with wear the same pair of flip flops everywhere, every single day. It's disgusting. They also actually wear these things to go out. The same raggedy, crusty pieces of foam on a daily and nightly basis. Oh, they'll be sure to put on a Polo dress shirt and khaki shorts--only to top off the outift with moldy flip flops. Are you serious?

I mean honestly, who wants to see (and oftentimes have to smell) your rancid feet? Half these clowns have toenails you could dice an onion with. Few things are as repulsive as a hungover, hairy fat slob with big gnarly ass feet stumbling through the law school hallway.

And the shit of it is, some girls actually spend time around some of these chronic toe flossers!! Ladies, please wake up and smell the foot fungus. You're playing a direct role in perpetuating a truly nasty phenomenon.

5 comments:

Rudy's Mamma said...

I find it particularly sexy when girls with deformed big toenails wear sandles...sexy.

lisslo said...

HAHAHA!

1. You're right.

2. That picture? I think I threw up in my mouth.

The Grapist said...

Try going to a gay bar - same problem, multiplied by like a million. Also, you'd be hit on relentlessly, but that's another can of worms.

angela said...

That picture is disgusting.

I'm a fan of flip-flops, but not every day - especially not at school.

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